The Stout Republican

It all started back during Andrew Jackson’s presidency, when the Native Americans were given small pox laden blankets by the United States, that was the first thing he did. Even though Jackson was a Democrat, it was his presidency that caused the division between the Democratic Republicans (now the Democrats) and the Whigs (now the Republicans), and you know what? Rove did it all…blankets, “Indian Relocation”, and even threw his voice to insult Jackson’s wife, inciting the legendary duel.

That’s right, even then Rove was behind the scenes as early as the 1829, when Jackson became our 7th President. It was Rove that knew Jackson abuses of the executive power would create the split that formed the Republican party, so he molded and manipulated until the beginnings of the Nazi…I mean Republican Party, was formed.

As a matter of fact, Rove has been the “Where’s Waldo” throughout the last 200 years of American history, all thanks to the time machine Halliburton came up with using their Quadrillion dollar private government contract through the oil extracted from Iraq, and the blood extracted from the veins of the Iraqi children (it’s what gives us our youthful vigor).

What you don’t know is that without the Rovian interference, history would have remained unaltered, and we would be living in a Utopia of Democratic control…in fact, there would only be one party…and they wouldn’t go by Democrats, they’d be identified instead by hugging your neighbor.

AIDS wouldn’t exist, that’s for sure, because Reagan wouldn’t have invented it without the funds funneled from the future to the past, all in the form of IBM stock…again, all part of Rove’s master plan to control the neocons with fear.

Rove has Osama hiding in his beach house, and every now and then they get him out to make a tape to benefit the Republicans.

Remember internment…may have been a Democrat that made that call, but Rove made him make that call with mind control. Don’t believe me? They’re doing again with the crazy claim that racial profiling may save lives. Save lives? HA! I say, “Don’t Tread on Me Rove”.

We need more people to speak this “Truth to Power”, because no one has ever pointed out that Rove is pure evil…and no one has ever stood up to this administration. I say to Rove…Not My President!

If you disagree, you’re probably stupid, ugly, racist, sexist, a homophobe, and want to snuggle in a banana hammock with Hitler at a weekend getaway in Jamaica.

Take a shower hippie. Put down your protest sign. Get a job.

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