Excerpt from my upcoming novel:
There was sex everywhere. All the illegal kinds…all the Pete Townsend and Gary Glitter kinds…with pictures on the wall, yeah, there were pictures of it all on the wall, and the computer, and the floors were covered in pictures of all sorts of debauchery, and the HD TV was playing looped clips of earlier activities.
Somewhere in the distance you could hear a donkey bray, then a monkey, bear, aardvark, seal, and almost extinct land badger (that’s a fictional character for the sake of the novel). The hero was known for having sex with his enemies before killing them, and he had a lot of enemies…some not even of this world, as we all know from his previous abduction experience we listed earlier (sci-fi maybe).
He seductively ate a banana, then a medium rare prime rib…he was edgy, and they all knew it…they were next to die.
Thank you, thank you.
Get over it people…fiction is fiction. Though as Allah says, what if a similar novel had been written by Allen, and not Webb…would the left be quite so forgiving? Probably not. It’s hard when even our opponents hold us to a higher moral standard than they do their own candidates, but if this is the burden we must bear, then so be it.
Sigh…so this is what politics have come to? Relax Republicans, it’s not like all of a sudden your vote is changing.
Part of open trackback over at Woman Honor Thyself. Booya!
Ah nice to know our ahem leaders are so morally bankrupt tho eh?..thanks for the link!..:)
Left by Angel on October 28th, 2006