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Welcome to Mexifornia!

October 2nd, 2006

Today Reuter’s reported two interesting tidbits for this Southern California gal.  One: the population is growing and will hit 300 million in the total US this month.  Two: Vicente Fox doesn’t like the idea of a fence on our border and says it will actually make our country LESS safe.  How do these two ideas fit together?  (Only a dolt wouldn’t be able to connect the dots…so for you dolts…here you are:)  The article about our growing population actually states that the Southwestern states are growing the most rapidly in population.  NO!  Say it ain’t so!  Those southwestern states also have increasing crime, more hospitals closing due to lack of funding, a greater stress on the public school system, and the list goes on and on.  What might that possibly be attributed to?  Indeed, it is our open border policy that up until now nearly every able bodied politician has ignored. 

 Now we have the possiblity of a fence on our border (which isn’t the greatest way to fix this problem, but it sure is a start).  With the upcoming election, politicians notice that this is a hot topic that ought to be addressed in a non-commital, fence-riding sort of way.  But no!  Vicente just doesn’t like that idea, so we ought to make sure we appease our neighbors and instead of a fence put up a giant “Welcome” mat. 

So, to all our brothers and sisters south of the border, “Bienvenidos a Mexifornia!”

 

California, Local, Mexico

  1. “Abby”
    October 3rd, 2006 at 02:33 | #1

    You’re racist. Go back to Canada, you dirty Canuck. (BTW, I am not even sure if that is a proper insult.)

  2. “Abby”
    October 3rd, 2006 at 02:34 | #2

    oh crap…please disregard the previous comment. I thought you were the ACTUAL dirty Canadian. Sorry…

  3. October 3rd, 2006 at 06:52 | #3

    Wishing Canada upon a stranger…for shame Abby.

    You natural borns couldn’t handle the nature.

  4. October 3rd, 2006 at 07:12 | #4

    Shhhunnn the non-Canadians…
    Shhhunnn the Canadians…
    Shhhunnn the Moonbats…(sorry for being repetitive…giggle)
    Shhhunnn the California Girls…(Dooouh I retract that one)

    TRG racist? How so? Please do respond.

    GoingThere

  5. October 3rd, 2006 at 07:59 | #5

    I think it was tongue in cheek Mr. There. I do however think her malice towards Canadians is real…her and her anti-maple leaf t-shirts, and her “Canadians are ehhh-holes” jokes…I’ve heard it all.

  6. The Right Girl
    October 3rd, 2006 at 08:14 | #6

    This is hardly an issue of skin color. It is an economic, national security, ethical issue.

    And for the record, Canada is one of my favorite places. Canucks are alright with me, eh.

  7. October 3rd, 2006 at 09:03 | #7

    tongue in cheek? jokes? Canada?

    bwaaahaaaaa

    Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
    A: The taste.

    An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.

    The terrorist leader said, “Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about.”

    The Englishman replied, “I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown.”

    The Canadian replied, “Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity.”

    The American replied, “Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking.”

    GoingThere eH!?

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