Come on…I mean look at him. Hot air of course covers the real story, and I’m here for the useless analysis.
INT: DINGY CELLAR - LATE AFTERNOON
The walls are stone, and in the back ground you can hear water dripping. Behind a wooden table sits ABDEL-RAHMAN, glancing blindly around the room, waving a hooked hand as he speaks. Next to him is a crate of illegal firearms, and “the bomb”. In front of him sits an open briefcase with neatly stacked American $100 bills. Across from him sits a shift Middle-Eastern looking TERRORIST with sweat on his brow.
Leaning in closely, his good eye wandering:
ABDEL-RAHMAN
We will conquer the infidels with Allah’s help….
He feels around until his hand touches “the bomb”.
ABDEL-RAHMAN laughs slowly, as the TERRORIST across the table nervously eyes the small window in the corner.
TERRORIST
We must do this quickly holy one, I think “he” is in the area.
ABDEL-RAHMAN
You mean Brian Roberts? (note: This is the generic American sounding name that Schwarzenegger always gets) He has been taken care of.
At that exact moment, BRIAN (Arnold) comes crashing through the window with only a Hacksaw in one hand, and a 9mm in the other. GUARDS run out of the doorways on either side of ABDEL-RAHMAN, we follow the action as BRIAN fires off some very accurate shots, hitting one of the GUARDS in the head, and the other in the neck.
GAAARRRHHHHHH
GUARD #2 Clutches his neck, and falls slowly to his knees, gasping for air.
I thought you would never show up…I didn’t know how long I could have kept up this facade.
The now UNDERCOVER TERRORIST jumps out of his seat, and hides behind BRIAN, as BRIAN casually lights a Cigar, blowing smoke rings into the air. ABDEL-RAHMAN stands up, knocking his chair down, hands furiously trying to find something to grab on to, his blind eyes blinking wildly.
I told you, I would see you shortly.
BRIAN laughs, and he slowly approaches ABDEL-RAHMAN with the hacksaw as the camera fades to black.
END SCENE
Oh yes…it’s all here in my pretty little head. Now the soundtrack. I’m thinking DragonForce.
Dragonforce is the sh*t.
That is all…
Left by bishop on September 28th, 2006