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Breaking News! Democrats Threatening Iraq War Probe

September 20th, 2006

According to Reuters, the Democrats have done a 180. In a shocking move showing a blatant deviation from their current strategy, they stunned the world by announcing they now plan a probe into what they now call for the first time a “failed policy” concerning the war in Iraq.

When asked what prompted this change, Harry Reid stated, “Three years into war, the American people still don’t have a clear picture of what’s gone wrong in Iraq — or how to set it right.”

This is such a new story of course that it warrants its own write up and is showcased as an article on Drudge. I’m surprised I haven’t seen more stories like this in the press, you know, ones that show the negatives of Iraq. The people need to know that the Democrats are against this war, and feel that it’s a waste of American money and lives. I wonder why the press isn’t covering this as much as they’re covering the successes that we see on the front page of the various Times magazines around our country…I mean you can really get tired of all the good news…it’s refreshing to see a daring and new move on the part of the Democrats. Kudos Harry Reid…you continue to stun us with these political curve balls.

*cough, cough*

I remain as always, brewed slightly Stout, with a fine frothy head.

The Stout Republican

Democrats, Iraq

  1. Practical Radical
    September 20th, 2006 at 21:40 | #1

    BREAKING NEWS! Republicans and Democrats churn redundancy into an art form. Not to fail their peoples, both parties today vowed to continue their daily decisions not to be the bigger party and for once say “I believe the other side may have a point about this or that”.

    In a stunning, monumental display of resilience, the American masses all barracaded themselves, yet again, in their homes to watch the nightly reality show to fight the modern revolution against politics as usual.

    No parties were harmed.

  2. September 20th, 2006 at 22:13 | #2

    How did you know the wife watched “The Biggest Loser” tonight? I’m closing my windows you weirdo.

  3. September 21st, 2006 at 06:48 | #3

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    Just an old sweet song
    Keeps Dogma on my mind
    Talking ’bout Dogma
    I’m in Dogma
    A song of you
    Comes as sweet and clear as moonbat light
    Through the pines
    Other arms reach out to me
    Other eyes smile tenderly
    Still in peaceful dreams I see
    The road leads back to you
    Dogma, sweet Dogma, no peace I find
    Just an old sweet song
    Keeps Dogma on my mind
    Other arms reach out to me
    Other eyes smile tenderly
    Still in peaceful dreams I see
    The road leads back
    It always leads back to you
    I’m in Dogma, Dogma, sweet Dogma
    No peace, no peace I find
    Just this old sweet song
    Keeps Dogma forever on my mind
    Just an old sweet song
    Keeps Dogma forever on my mind

    thank yhou, thank yhou very much

    I’ll be here all week,

    GoingThere

  4. September 21st, 2006 at 07:10 | #4

    This is a familiar little song that once you remember it you won’t be able to get it out of your head, I am certain recognize…a1 and a2 hit it boys!

    If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
    15 miles to the… Dogma! Dogma yeah
    I’m headin’ down the Atlanta highway, lookin’ for the Dog getaway
    Heading for the Dog getaway, Dog getaway, Dog getaway, Dog
    getaway, I got me a car, it’s as big as a whale and we’re headin’ on
    down To the Dogma; I got me a Chrysler , it seats about 20 So hurry
    up and bring your pacbox money

    The Dogma is a little old place where we can get together
    Dogma baby, Dogma bay-bee.
    Dogma, baby, Dogma Dogma, baby, Dogma
    Dog baby, that’s where it’s at, Ooo Dog baby, that’s where it’s at

    Sign says.. Woo… stay away fools, ’cause Dog rules at the Dogma!
    Well it’s set way back in the middle of a field, Just funky
    old smack and I gotta get back

    Glitter on the mattress
    Glitter on the highway
    Glitter on the front porch
    Glitter on the hallway

    The Dogma is a little old place where we can get together
    Dogma baby! Dogma baby! Dogma, that’s where it’s at!
    Dogma, that’s where it’s at! Huggin’ and a kissin’, dancin’ and a
    Doggin’, wearin’ next to nothing Cause it’s hot as an oven The whole
    smack shimmies when everybody’s Movin’ around and around and around!
    Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby! Folks linin’ up outside
    just to get down Everybody’s movin ‘, everybody’s groovin’ baby Funky
    little smack! Funky little smack!

    Hop in my Chrysler, it’s as big as a whale and it’s about to set sail!
    I got me a car, it seats about 20 So come on and bring your pacbox
    money .

    The Dogma is a little old place where we can get together
    Dogma baby, Dogma bay-bee.
    Dogma, baby, Dogma
    Dogma, baby, Dogma
    Ooo Dog baby, that’s where it’s at
    Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder sugar!
    Bang bang bang on the door baby! I cant hear you
    Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder sugar!
    Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can’t hear you
    bang bang on the door baby
    bang bang on the door
    bang bang on the door baby bang bang
    You’re what?… Tin roof, rusted!

    Dogma, baby Dogma!
    Dogma, baby Dogma!
    Dogma, baby Dogma!
    Dog baby, that’s where it’s at

    Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs, let’s do it again…(Kelsea you sly perverted dog) Good Night Seattle!

    When ever I get the chance,

    GoingThere

  5. September 21st, 2006 at 07:41 | #5

    If they cover the successes hun, they would have to admit their fallacies and that my friend will never happen!

  6. Practical Radical
    September 21st, 2006 at 20:26 | #6

    I’m beginning to like this Going There chap…

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