Damn You Bush…Damn You
August 24th, 2006
Today, our universe just got a little bit smaller.
- Howard Dean: Because of George Bush, even our solar system is at risk.
- John Kerry: I recognized from the start of this whole ordeal that Pluto was never a planet to begin with.
- Joe Biden: Now where are the astronomers who make their living going to go, thank Mr. President for destroying another middle class family.
- John Edwards: How’s my hair?
- Nancy Pelosi: As a representative for San Francisco, I’m more interested in the well being and all around health of Uranus.
- Pat Buchanan: We never should have studied Pluto to begin with, it doesn’t affect America, and it’s outside our borders.
- Chris Matthews: We can once again see the administration trying to take our attention off of the quagmire in Vietnam-like Iraq with this Rove fabricated conspiracy regarding the status of Pluto.
- John McCain: I think it could be one or the other…I’m going to take the middle on this one.
lol..I love it! :)
Now how will children learn to memorize the planets!?
“My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine…”
NINE WHAT?!
BTW, the John Edwards bit is funny…
Aww, I was hoping;
John Kerry: I voted for Pluto to become a planet before I voted against it…
Well said…
Shhhhhunnnnn the non-believers…
For most of us the question of Pluto’s planetary status is just another drag on our resources. Think about it…this one story cost “us” how much? Which makes the resources spent on Cindy Sheehan’s public display of psychoses only understandable using “new” math.
Shhhhhunnnnn the non-believers…
JOE