Shun the Non Believer…Shuuuuuuun.
The travels to candy mountain can be taxing, considering the true path is held by a liopleurodon…what with the bridge and all. Magical travels aside…we live in a world of fantasy. As I sit here eating my Foreman grilled hot dog, and drinking my Red Stripe, I can’t help but ponder things like:
- Why is Al Gore’s credibility inversely proportional to his beard length.
- Is Chris Matthews what Ted Kennedy would sound like if he’s chosen the bourbons instead of the vodkas.
- Why haven’t I received my right wing talking points yet today…the fax seems up.
It’s a backward ass place this US of A…especially when a country as left leaning as London seems to be beating us to the punch when it comes to common sense…I guess finding dozens of terrorist grown in your country can do that to you.
Meanwhile, over here, Democrats are still having problems admitting that terrorism may actually exist…instead they state that the Republicans (who acknowledge terrorism as a threat, and want to do something about it) are merely trying to score political points…crazy me…I’ve been fooled…I have to stop sending money to them. Then I can be like all of my liberal friends…loudmouthed, but generally useless as a part of the process.
What ever happened to the calm before the storm? It’s getting hard to keep up.
UPDATE: Mary Katherine Ham is subbing for Michelle Malkin, where she posts a quick link on profiling. I guess there are actually other people out there as well with the warped logic that if Muslim men are the ones bombing us, then maybe we should be paying special attention to Muslim men…
As a liberal friend of yours, may I beg you for the advice you’re ready to dish out on how I, as said liberal friend, can contribute to the process you were speaking of? Oh, and can you tell me the objective of said process? I’d appreciate it. Thanks!
Oh relax…you know you contribute whether it be to discourse, or by actually voting. I work in sweeping generalizations because they’re more dramatic. Besides, you’re a pending conservative and you don’t even know it yet.