Cease Fire…Where…When?
August 14th, 2006
CNN and Fox News are reporting that 10 rockets have been fired inside Southern Lebanon after the ceasefire:
Highlighting the fragility of the peace, Hezbollah guerrillas fired at least 10 Katyusha rockets that landed in southern Lebanon early Tuesday, the Israeli army said, adding that nobody was injured. The army said that none of the rockets, which were fired over a two-hour period, had crossed the border and so it had not responded.
It’s not like their aim has been that good anyways, considering Katyusha rockets have no guidance system …but it’s the thought that counts…
Hot Air Covers the misleading headlines…what would a story be by the MSM without the slant.
The Hezbollah guerrillas and their supporters were celebrating their “victory” by waving their flags and shooting their guns into the air, which is apparently safe according to “Myth Busters”. This whole cease fire is thing is a joke. You are dealing with GUERRILLAS. Are they not, by definition, people who carry on war?
Dear Abby, (SMIRK)
No my dear, gorillas are animals that Jane Goodall studied, paid for in part by my trust fund (nipple slurp sound) you’re welcome very much. The search for ancestral linkage to our woefully inadeqaute human selves is an important one. The ever noble wilderness shows us the way, through our ancestors.
We must protect these elegant creatures. If all the gorillas are killed just where do you think we would get our ashtrays from? There is always hope with cloning I guess.
Psha, Abby you should have known!
Tea this afternoon at 4? (of course)
JOE
as if we didnt know this would happen..Cloudy crystal ball anyone?..sheesh!..Great post SR!